I noticed these two images posted in succession by a Christian who I am connected with on social media. Take a look:
So, acknowledge God and your paths will become straight … but resist that easy route and follow whatever erratic path you might be led on?
Damn it, God, make up your mind!
(note: The “Jesus Calling” image appears to come from the Valley Bible Fellowship Of Las Vegas Facebook page from January 13, 2014. Apparently they left their Bible at home that day.)