Some useful advice for God if the Bible truly is His Word.
1) Slap a warning label on that bad boy that says, “This book is not to be taken literally”.
2) In addition to the warning label, provide color coding so that people know which stories to believe and which ones are nothing but an analogy or parable. Not only would this help atheists, but you’d probably cut down the number of Christian denominations from around 40,000 to just a few.
3) Instead of handing out instructions on how to own slaves, just pronounce it unethical to keep and hold slaves.
4) If one of your biggest duties as a deity was to get the ball rolling, you could at least get the creation story correct. For example, on the first day…
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